there are a couple important parts to this story. here it is in brief:
some kids were messing around with a gun safe at a sam’s club. one kid locked himself in. his cousin figured out the code and got him out. the kid got back in. the cousin couldn’t do it again. the mom freaked. the fire department came. the manufacturer was contacted for instructions. the kid got out.
now that the story is wrapped up, here comes the discussion.
- how stupid are these kids?
- could the mother have taken her eyes off the dice-o-matic display to watch the three kids she had in tow?
- why didn’t everyone realize darwin was helping out the future gene pool?
- why did the fire chief think it necessary to tell “Sam’s Club to take the gun safes off the floor until they were able to get a display model that would not lock under any circumstances”?
- why should sam’s club need to alter its display floor because some kids were fucking around in a safe where they shouldn’t have been?
as far as i’m concerned, the kids should have been better controlled and/or behaved. that lacking, they can all go sit in a safe. we have an overpopulation problem. he was just trying to help.
peace